help me i for got the rittle…Miss Susie had a steam boat ...

Where I’m from we always said…

Miss Suzie had a steam boat, the steam boat had a bell (ding, ding) Mizz Suzie went to heaven, the steam boat went to

Hello Operator, please give me number nine, and if you disconnect me I’ll kick you from behind

the ‘frigerator there sat a piece of glass, miss zuzie sat upon on it and cut her big fat

ask me no more questions, I’ll tell you more lies, the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their

flies are in the meadows, the bees are in their hives, and the boys and girls are kissing in the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark dark dark

darker than the ocean, darker than the sea, darker than the bullies chasing after me

I thought I knew my ma, I thought I knew my pa, I thought I knew my sister with the pink and yellow bra

I’m surprised I remember that, I haven’t sang it since like 5 th grade…lol

Give me #9…If you disconnect me, I’ll kick you from……Behind the frigerator, there was a peice of glass,Miss Suzie sat apon it, and broke her little ……Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their…..flies are in the

Ahhhhh, I can’t remember the rest of it. I haven’t sung that since elementary school! I’ve always wandered who actually wrote all those. lol.

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